1. Is "galore" something you just adore in just about any context?
2. Would you rather deal
with love gone bad than love gone blah?
3. Do you do at least one thing that scares you every day?
4.
Do you pamper yourself and the people you love?
5. Do you love people out loud?
6.
Do you go ahead and do what you will wish you had done when you get old?
7. When the love of
your life is late and you can't reach him/her, and you've decided that s/he is either dying in a ditch on the side of the
road or having an affair, do you always hope s/he is dying?
8. Do you eat a balanced diet of the
four major food groups -- sweet, salty, fried, and au gratin?
9. Do you refuse to accept home appliances
or anything that can be described as "cute country" as gifts on romantic occasions?
10. Are cute
shoes important to you?
11. Are you crow-like in your love of all things that go sparkle?
12.
Do you believe in doing well and doing good?
13. Do you love the divine chaos that life often brings?
14.
Are you the kind of friend you most want to have?
15. Are you loyal?
16.
Do you smile at yourself in the mirror -- and not just to check your teeth?
17. Can you keep a
secret?
18. Do you have opinions that you're not afraid to share?
19. Are
you particular?
20. Are you ready to declare yourself a Smart Mouth Goddess?
If
you got at least 17 yes answers, then you are definitely Smart Mouth Goddess material!