Start a chapter or become a member

Smart Mouth Goddess Society

Start a chapter or become a member

You can start a chapter by just getting a group of tiara-wearing friends together, and deciding to become a Smart Mouth Goddess Society Chapter. Read the Royal Rules for details. The Chapter Director, aka the Goddess Queen, should complete the form below to tell us about your chapter. We will send you a box of Smart Mouth Goddess Society surprises!

Contact information:

First name:

Last name:

Email address:

Proposed Name of Chapter:

Mailing address:

It's All About You:

Tell us something about you:

How did you hear about SMGS?:

Have you already picked a chapter and you want to join to become a Smart Mouth Goddess? Read the Royal Rules, and complete the form below. You will get a membership card and a Smart Mouth Goddess Gift.

Contact information:

First name:

Last name:

Email address:

Chapter Name:

Mailing address:

It's All About You!

Tell us about you:

How did you find your chapter?:

You can pay your membership dues or chapter dues through Pay Pal, using either your sacred bank account, your Royal Visa, or your MasterCard (why, oh why, isn't it called a MistressCard?). Just click on the icon.

We guard the privacy of your information and will never sell it or give it away. Submission of the forms above acknowledges that you have read the Royal Rules and agree to have the Smart Mouth Goddess Society contact you by email.

We empower. We dissent. We give. We take. We love. We laugh.

We bleed on the pages of our lives.

We walk through walls.

We live with intention.

And we are very particular.